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Sits on my desk and every single person who walks in stops dead when the smoke starts. The paintwork on the suit is unreal for the price.
Tom H
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MistyBlinders™ Smoking Boss Statue
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This product is a pre-order. Every statue is hand-painted to order and takes roughly 2 weeks to prepare, then we ship it tracked (5–8 business days). You'll get a tracking number the moment it leaves the workshop.
Sits on my desk and every single person who walks in stops dead when the smoke starts. Unreal detail.
Tom H
Bought it for my husband's birthday. He has not stopped pressing the remote. Best £50 I have spent.
Lauren M
Way heavier and better painted than I expected. The mist actually curls off the cigarette like the real thing.
Dave R
MistyBlinders™ Smoking Boss Statue
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Style lives in the mist.
Meet the 28 cm hand-painted boss of Small Heath: tweed three-piece, flat cap, pocket watch chain and a stare that could clear a pub. He sits in a tufted leather-look Chesterfield on a brushed-brass base. Press the remote and real cool mist curls off the cigarette while a warm LED ring lights the base from below. USB-C powered, fill with a few drops of water, runs for about 40 minutes a fill. Comes in a black gift box, because someone you know needs this.
FAQ's
How big is it?
About 28 cm / 11 in tall including the base, and roughly 900 g. Big enough to own a desk, sideboard or bar cart, small enough to fit on a shelf.
How does the smoke work?
There is a tiny ultrasonic mist unit in the base. Add a few drops of water with the included dropper, press the remote, and cool water vapour rises from the cigarette tip. No heat, no smell, no real smoke, and nothing is burning.
Does it need batteries?
The statue runs on USB-C (cable included) from any phone charger or power bank. The remote takes one CR2032 coin cell, which is included.
Can I turn the light and mist on separately?
Yes. The remote has separate buttons for the LED ring, the mist, and a timer that switches everything off after 30 minutes.
How long does shipping take?
Every statue is made to order, so this is a pre-order. Each one takes roughly 2 weeks to hand-paint and prepare, then it is shipped tracked and arrives in 5–8 business days. You will get a tracking number the moment it ships.
Testimonials
Best gift this year
Bought it for my husband's birthday. He has not stopped pressing the remote. Looks like a prop from the show on the bar cart.
Sophie K
Proper quality
Remote works from across the room, the LED is warm not harsh, and the mist genuinely curls off the cigarette. Arrived in six days once it shipped.
Marcus B
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